I do not know how to make things pretty. I’m really good at making them functional, though. Also: I suck at blogging.

This is what happens when you give 8 year olds cell phones.

FWD: Fwd: FW: FW: This “rorbot” went and hunted me if u dont send this to ten people in ten secous u will get hunted he will hunt u and if u dont ow u better whach out.

I guess what I should say is:  This is what happens when you give 8 year olds cell phones, and they end up getting forwarded to nerds with adobe flash installed and too much free time on their hands.